I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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