Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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