Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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