Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Randomize