it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I feel like abortions should bother me more
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
i out mim tonsoeep
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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