Say something about gay babies.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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