You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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