even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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