Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
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