I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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