on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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