The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
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