apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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