How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
