Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
Randomize
