somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Randomize
