good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
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