Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
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