this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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