Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
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