you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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