If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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