I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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