porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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