the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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