How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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