Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
high people should be assigned attendants
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
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