Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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