i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
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