No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Is Oprah even human
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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