Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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