Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Randomize
