is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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