worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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