I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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