I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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