Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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