where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Nobody cheats on THIS.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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