how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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