I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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