Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
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