Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
Randomize
