ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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