I can tuck mytits in my pants
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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