I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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