She's JV to your varsity
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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