Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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