it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
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Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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