Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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