I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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