They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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