My nipple is on Facebook.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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