My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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